Sunday, 07 December 2008

How to get laid

You will need:

1 x man
1 x 1.5 litre of your favourite wine
2 x wine glasses
1 x movie starring Angelina Jolie
1 x movie starring Charlize Theron
1 x chocolate fondue
1 x punnet of strawberries
1 x punnet of cherries
1 x whipped cream
2 x candles
1 x sexy outfit
Various snacks to your liking



Lay out snacks on platters and set down on the carpet with candles lit. Put on one of the movies and add man. Munch on various snacks and get sozzled using wine.

Don't forget to blow out the candles before moving the party to a different location.

We had a lovely carpet picnic last night. It was really romantic and fun and I would recommend it to anyone. I bought all the snack pre-made so it did cost quite a bit, but if you have some time on your hands and a less nosy husband I'm sure you can make the snacks yourself and save some money.





Why wait for Valentine's Day?

3 comments:

Roxanne said...

Looks awesome - and great carpet!!

That is just what you need, hope there are many more evenings like that to come. :-)

acidicice said...

Thanks Rox. I also hope we have many more evenings like this, I just hope he pays next time!

I <3 my carpet!

Leeza said...

From what I understand all you really need to get laid is the 1 x man. :OP