I found a few funny search terms in my Google Analytics...I thought I'd share them:
coloured ladies that wana mxit from the welkom
come easy go easy james plot
i cant pee [Ed: I *can*, just not in cups]
saliva test ovulation bitch fern [Ed: WTF?]
nap credit mig33
The things people search for are quite funny sometimes! I don't get enough searches to post this regularly, but I will definitely post more once I have enough.